Two Be Or Not Two Be?

Well, it's not really a question, just a statement of fact. When you've lived 730 days on this earth, you have to turn two. No two ways about it. Okay, enough with the twoisms, and ontwo (okay, that was just bad) a Joe and Brooke Plus Six First. It's a big one, so get ready. It's a....

TUTORIAL

I know...I swore I'd never do a tutorial, but maybe your feelings of shock and awe will change when you see the title of the Tutorial:

"How To Turn Two as the Youngest Child in a Family of Six"

Okay, here goes...I've never done this tutorial stuff before so bear with me.

First, the night before, take a bath with your older brothers....this provides some good bonding time for all of you, plus you can tell them all the stuff you want for your birthday.



Second,
Wake up cranky. This is a very important step when turning two. You're not supposed to understand what a birthday is. You're just supposed to be very annoyed that your parents are making you sit on a table full of gifts at seven in the morning and not just letting you watch your shows and drink your chocolate milk (which you've recently switched to in preparation for turning two...no more of that whole milk baby stuff...)



Third, take another look at those gifts on the table. Maybe, like that one day a few weeks ago, those brightly colored packages have fun things in them:



Oh yeah, now it's coming back to you...this gift thing could be fun... especially when this gift was specifically picked out for you by your next older brother at the drug store (who knows you better than that cool guy?):



Next,(I've already forgotten what number we're on), walk the older kids to the bus stop, be a little disappointed when they don't let you get on the bus (they've done everything else you wanted up until this point), but get over it quickly when you go to the grocery store with mom and get to buy the "mouse" balloon you've been mooning over for just weeks. Plus, ask for a candy bar, and try to act cool about it when you actually get it. Maybe if you don't say anything, they'll just keep doing everything you want.



When you get home, convince your mom that you most certainly do not need a nap (do this by kicking and screaming in your crib until she feels so sorry for you on your birthday that she'll come and get you...even if she knows that means you'll be cranky later on when the guests arrive for your party), and convince your older brother (who just learned how to drive that cool green car we unearthed in the garage this weekend during spring cleanup weekend) to take you on a cruise around the block.



Drive around long enough on the cool green car that you see the even cooler big yellow school bus pull up. Yell and scream and be excited for your older brothers and sister to get off the bus. Try and figure out a way to tell them that mom has gone CRAZY. She is letting you do whatever you want ALL day. See if you can figure out a way to tell them they should tell her to take you all back to Disneyland. That was sure a fun place. But, if you can't figure out how to do that, accept fun swingy 1,2,3, rides from Joe and Maggie all the way home...hey, it's almost as good as Disneyland.



Do not even show a care when the cool green car gets repossessed by it's original owners, Harry and Charlie. It's been such a fun day, nothing can get you down.



But wait, something does get you down. You suddenly find yourself very tired. It's almost four o'clock and your guests are due to arrive in only a couple of hours. What can possibly be done? I guess you just have to crash. Your mother is so excited to have a few moments with you asleep that she doesn't even sneak in to take your picture.

Sleep just long enough to wake up cranky (again - hey it worked the first time) and be forced, yet again, into another photograph at the kitchen table. What is the deal with pictures at the kitchen table? Is there no other place we can take them? Don't feel bad that you're frowning when everyone else is smiling...or that you're the only one not wearing a party hat....remember, it's your birthday. You don't have to impress anyone.



Finally, hear the doorbell and run to see that your most favorite person in all of the world has arrived to save you from this whole mess...Grandpa. Nothing like that lap of his. Sit in that lap for a few minutes and everything looks a little better...even when your mother shoves a burning cupcake in your face while singing. What the?


Open a few more presents, enjoy time with your friends, and then still act a little disappointed when the day is over. You're a kid, right? You're entitled.





Finally, and this step is important, watch your parents as they put all your brothers and your sister to bed, but let you stay up. That's what you get when you sleep from four to six in the afternoon. Run happily around the house playing with your new things, occasionally hop on your mom's lap as she types on that computer that she seems ALWAYS to be on, but then hop off and go watch a show or something. John says there are new Team Umizoomi's on all week. What could be better?

Wait long enough, and your mom will stop typing...then she'll come and snuggle up on her bed with you. Just her and you. Just like when you born. Seven Hundred and Thirty Days ago.

That's it...this is the end. What do you think of my first tutorial? Not bad for a first-timer I'd say. Now, it's off to get that snuggling in, and to try and not think about how I'll be doing this all again in a few weeks, but this time for a twelve year old. I have a feeling a tutorial on turning twelve would have a lot fewer steps!

Disclaimer: My husband hates this kind of stuff...you know, like when parents write the Christmas letter from the perspective of a different child each year? It's just one of his pet peeves. So, if you're like him, please, apologies all around.

Happy Monday New Year

I accidentally pulled my pre-prednisone size 27 COH's jeans out of my closet this morning and pulled them about a third of the way up my post-prednisone size hips before I realized my mistake. Not a great way to start a new year Monday morning. I celebrated by walking my kids to the bus stop and then returning home and eating an entire maple bar.

Happy Monday New Year to all!

PS: I really am totally happy wearing my post-prednisone size 29 COH's. I just need to put the 27's back further in the closet!

PPS: I didn't eat all FOUR of those maple bars....it's just the best picture I could find quickly on google images. Although, had all four of THOSE maple bars been in my house this morning, I might have eaten them all. :)

A New Year, But An Old Post

So before we get too far into the new year of 2011 and all the adventures I'm sure it will have to offer, lets round out the year of 2010 with our Christmas adventures and Harry's amazing baptism.

First I guess, would be Christmas Eve. This was spent in our traditional style with a few new twists.

In the early afternoon, we packed a lunch and Joe took his two younger brothers hiking up Bishop's Peak. Do you remember hearing in the news about how much it rained in California over the past few weeks? About how six counties in the state declared a state of emergency? Yeah, that was us. Well Christmas eve dawned clear but cold (for us anyway), and the boys were excited to get out and go hiking. I don't have any pictures of this...I was already sending a cell phone with them, I didn't feel like losing two pieces of technical equipment that day. I think they made it almost to the top...which was a great achievement. But the better achievement? Three brothers working together and having fun together for over five hours! Seriously, priceless!

While the boys hiked a {mountain} (located conveniently behind Grandma and Grandpa's house), Maggie spent the afternoon at their house helping Grandma to prepare the Brundage Family traditional Christmas Eve dinner of SOUP. Yeah, I'm not sure EXACTLY when our how that tradition started, but I LOVE it. Easy, fast, and if rolls are included, yummy for everyone in the family.

Here's the boys preparing to eat- they were hungry after all that hiking!



Jack kind of stole the show that evening for his astonishing cuteness:



And yet more cuteness...all six of my children have worn this Santa shirt from Target circa 1999. It's survived pretty well. When you asked Jack who was on his shirt, he would answer with a simple, "Ho Ho Ho" in a deep voice, followed by a giggle. Too cute. It's really good he's cute. He's really a stinker. Just saying.



After dinner, traditional Christmas Eve Jammies were opened. This picture shows how ridiculously hard it is to get a shot of six children on Christmas Eve after opening just ONE present.



And again, Jack with the cuteness:



Next up in the program, our Samuel the Lamanite Re-enactment.






We upgraded this year by making a drop-cloth/PVC pipe rock wall for Samuel to stand on (well, actually to stand behind).Also, new cookie sheets made great shields. Tin foil balls were thrown, everyone got a turn, and then we moved onto the next activity, which was obviously, breaking sand dollars with a hammer. Again, obviously.



Finally, the evening was over, and it was time to head home and wait for Santa....who made a pretty good showing at our house.



Mom and Dad made a pretty good showing at our house too:





Charlie's stocking was so heavy the hook couldn't handle the weight



But before any presents could be opened, or even seen, the obligatory Christmas morning on the stairs picture was taken. It was easy with five children:



Not so easy with six:




Some random pictures of present opening:





Jack really was more excited about this gift than the picture portrays:



This picture represents the curse of Christmas 2010. Nine days later and we've FINALLY gotten this set put together. And when I say we, I mean Joe.



Some new blankets made for growing boys by mom. One made without my new walking foot, one with. Verdict...walking foot equals awesomeness.



See this Lord of the Rings replica ring that Harry got? If you do, could you return it to us? We haven't seen it since the 2:30 Christmas Day showing of Gulliver's Travels in the Fremont Theatre. Well, you win some, you lose some.



Oh...I'm getting tired of typing..not even my very stylish new wrist braces I received a few days after Christmas following a very unpleasant EMG procedure can keep away the tingling fingers on a post this long. So, let's hurry a bit through the next part.

Harry's baptism:





A big thank you to Barbara for the beautiful rendering of Harry with Jesus. Something I'm sure he will always treasure:



Some children posing pre-baptism. Funny story...I think Harry is the only child that has his own Baptismal clothes as part of his regular wardrobe. He took one look at the jumpsuit that the boys usually wear and said, "can't I wear something else?" So, we accommodated. Only the tie had to be borrowed.



Obligatory pictures with Grandmas, Grandpas, and baptizing fathers:








A quick practice session in the hallway:



And the thing was done and it was on to refreshments...certainly not the highlight of the afternoon, but a definite perk. Harry requested cheesecake and sparkling apple cider.(He really wanted to serve the cider in plastic champagne glasses, but I convinced him that maybe that was not the most appropriate thing to do at his baptism, even if it was on New Years Eve) Other than that, I was happy to accommodate...with a few additions. ALL food courtesy of Costco and my am-ex card:





The "after" shot with the entire family..don't you just love my new RA haircut and sock brace cover? I'm sure it will soon be all the rage in the RA community.:



Well,that was pretty much it...I can't think of a much better way to start a new year than by having a baptism.

And finally, this post was brought to you by my most favorite Christmas gift to myself.



Keeps soda cold and most importantly, virtually unspill-able. It has been well-used these last two weeks of Christmas break. Maybe it will get a break tomorrow when the children all go BACK TO SCHOOL!

The Day Before Christmas Eve

Well, it's Christmas Eve today, but we still had to find something to do yesterday, the day BEFORE Christmas Eve. Think, Brooke, Think, what can you do to fill a couple of hours with six kids aged 11-1? I've got it! Ride the city's new double decker bus around the city! Yes, everyone will love it!


(sorry for the small picture...I guess that's all the city thinks of it's new extravagance.)

First though, start off the trip with lunch at McDonald's. It's funny when your own family looks a bit like a school field trip, as in these two pictures...





(Sorry about the small pictures here...you didn't actually expect me to lug around my huge camera AND six kids on the city bus did you?) (also, yes, Harry is kind of dressed as a cross between a shawshank prisoner and a biker)

And then, it's fun when your family takes up the entire back row of the top level of the double decker bus!



We had a fun day...the ride began by feeling like something at Disneyland, but as we neared the end of the hour-long loop around the city back to our car, it felt a bit more like what I'm sure a grey-hound bus ride would!

When we got back in the car we realized we'd left the remote to Harry's new light saber lamp in the bus. We almost gave it up to the lost gods, but inspiration stuck with a phone call to dad who quickly walked to the downtown bus transfer station and picked it up. The bus driver obviously remembered the woman alone with six kids and let Dad on the bus to find the lost item. In the end, all was well.

Now, off to do something "Christmas Evey" as John has just requested!

Merry Christmas!